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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry IceHe from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
Why was the racehorse named Bad NewsBecause from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
Why was the man sued by his from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Why was the horseman fired from his from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the horse all charged upIt from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
A man has a racehorse never won from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
Why did the bareback performer ride his from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
A mean horseman went into a saddlers from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
What is the slowest racehorse in the from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
What kind of horse can swim underwater from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
You said this horse could jump as from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
You said it was a great horse from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horsesHe from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Why is the old decrepit horse named from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
Why is manna from heaven like horse from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Why is it difficult to identify horses from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!
Why is horse racing so romanticBecause the from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is an egg like a young from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Why is a racehorse like a letterThey from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
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